Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey?  A very very sexy book. It makes the previous shockers like Lolita and Lady Chatterley’s Lover look like milk toast.

If you have spent the past year in a cave, then you wouldn’t know that this book has been on the NY Times bestseller list all year. The story is about a man named Grey. He is a very rich, very handsome .com billionaire who has a gorgeous apartment, his own helicopter, a great art collection and a huge room full of kinky sex toys and props.

Now there is Fifty Shades of Chicken. This is a very funny cookbook, which is a parody of the novel. Except this is about a very sexy organic chicken. I just ordered my copy.

If you want to see the video check out FIFTYSHADESOFCHICKEN.COM.


You can order it on Amazon books for $11.99. The perfect Christmas present for that person that has everything.

Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!

Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. 
“I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious.