I have a Mac computer. It did not come with an instruction manual. I think this is absurd. I had to go to Barnes and Noble and purchase “The Missing Manual” by David Pogue. ($25) Fortunately he is an excellent writer and his instructions are easy to follow.I keep this thick book right by my computer and just about everything I need to know is spelled out very clearly in text and diagrams.If I really get stuck, I just call my boyfriend, (who is very computer literate) and he ‘walks’ me through the problem.

Other than that, I do pretty good for a 73 year old widow who didn’t own a computer until about ten years ago. People call me “computer Granny”.

So when I got the following in an email, I just had to share it with you.

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa’

‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’

A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ‘computer’ should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men’s group decided that ‘computer’ should definitely be of the feminine gender (‘la computadora’), because:

1.. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine (‘el computador’), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Send this to all the smart women you know…and all the men that have a sense of humor.